You likeh Irish gerls?

So husband and I stoating about down the harbour, looking to book a boat trip for the next day. We see a glass bottomed boat, wander up to look for a sign for prices, leaving times, length etc when up pops an Irish girl. She proceeds to give up a brief run down of the boat, trip, lunch provided etc.

Then up pops the boat owner who proceeds to try the hard sell. "We givah launch. Yes We givah dreenks" in nothing but a pair of very small speedos. And this was a hefty bit of a guy, belly so big you weren't actually sure he had bottoms on until he started dancing at us.

Then another two Irish girls appear, wearing not a lot of clothing. Bikini's looking like butchers string.

The man then turns to Paul and asks "Where you froam?"
"Glasgow,Scotland" replies Paul
"Excellent! Glasgow and Irish Gerls almost same! You likeh? You like Irish gerls? I make sure serving you drinks mr man" Thats when his dancing started "Dance gerls! dance for man and lady"

I decided to leave as the pimping of the Irish gerls was getting a bit much for me at this point, and Paul was just looking horrified.