Why do I want to be a nurse?

Well my answer used to be because I like to help people. I used to find people interesting. I might not always like them but I always liked people watching. Plus I'm nosy. Nosiness is a necessary trait in a nurse. If any of you know nurses, they will be nosy.

Note "I used to find people interesting". I have now come to the conclusion people are poo factories. Every person I got up today pooed the bed. And themselves. It was one of those days, but one of those days that confirms my new found belief people are just alive to make poo. Mostly I think to make me inwardly go "Aw shit. WHYYYYY?!?!?" but outwardly rub thier arm, tel them it doesn't matter, these things happen and set about cleaning it up.

Nurses are also liars. Nosy liars.

Its been a rough day. I'm off to bed to get up at 5 am again. This morning I was stuck on the bus with 2 girls who couldn't have been more than 16-17 going to Erskine. At 6:30 in the morning they were working thier way through a 3 litre bottle of cider, sing "Mr Lover man SHABBA!", discussing how much they pure like actually loved thier boyfriends and practicing sex noises. I prayed they would get off at Braehead but no such joy. All the way to Erskine. They asked me "'Scuse me, do you have the time" "No" I replied (no watch and had left phone in house) "Aye alright ya miserable cow". At this point I lost it "Who the fuck are you talking to (I know, I know). I've no watch" pulls back sleeves to show bare wrists "and I've no mobile. So no I don't have the time"

"Aye awright. Sorry"

I spent the next 20 minutes gleefully imagining some terrible fate befalling them. Pains in arses.