Friday, 6 June 2008

Happy Anniversary Hangover!!!

That's a lie. It's not really the reason that I have a slight hangover. It is however my anniversary! Yay go me! 2 down.

I'm now finished uni until FEBRUARY 2009.

I am basically out on continuous placement until then, barring having to repeat any coursework. , if I've failed any, which hopefully (please wee baby Jesus) I haven't.

Taking a dry run to Erskine on Sunday to see where I am going. I found out that the "15 minute walk from bus stop to hospital" is only to the front gates of the hospital. Apparently there is then a further 10 minute walk to get to the actual ward I am on. Fuck sake. I am going to be a whippet by the time I've finished there in 12 weeks time. Day plan goes like this:

5 am: Wake up, shower, breakfast, walk dog.
6 am: Leave house
6:20 am: Arrive at Govan bus stop having walked for 20 minutes
6:25 am: Get on bus from hell.
7:44 am: Arrive at Erskine Bargarran bust stop.
8:10 am: Arrive Hospital Grounds
8:20 am: Arrive at ward, change into uniform
8:30 am: Commence shift
5:00 pm: Finish shift
5:45 pm: Get on bus home
7:15pm: arrive home
7:30pm: eat soup. Die from exhaustion. Straight to bed. Do not pass go, Do not collect pumpin'

And thats me for the next 12 weeks (well 7 including 5 week break in the middle). THE HUMANITY!

I think the programming office is run by the Keystone Cops of admin. A bunch of us found out that the reason we are all posted so very far away, is that some of us who ticked "NO" to "Do you drive?" have actually been entered onto the system as "YES". This is not helpful. I have not checked wether I am on of the unfortunate bunch. Its too late to change me anyway.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Anniversary you 2. I hope you both had a wonderful day.

T'kept wummin' said...

WELL...

As I mentioned I went ut for a celebratory tipple/sherry after uni yesterday. But I still got up Friday morn, full of love for my poor suffering husband and took the dog a walk. I bought special "under the counter" bacon from butchers, and came home and made him breakfast in bed as per is request Thursday.

He gets up. Eats breakfast. And then hooks up Rock Band. He plays this for a good few hours until I throw a shit fit.

Then my mum comes up. Then Adam comes up, then a man comes to take away our couch. I go into work in the chinese in a huff, as no point staying at home due to thoughtlessness of "less than suffering but selfish unthinking" Husband (although for reference I will just refer to him as Paul or husband)

Poor show.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm..... Ass Kicking is in order!

Espec on Anniversary Day.