I fail at life

Like, no really I do.

1. I can't seem to shift this weight because I can't stick to a diet for more than 4 days
2. I'm always hungry
3. Me and husband just seem to spark off each other the wrong way
4. I am a pariah. "Friends" who arrange to meet me and then continually canel. Fuck you then.
5. I'm at the stage of thinking "Fuck it, I'll just stay this size and avoid full length mirrors from now on"
6. I think my face is saggy

So. I'm fat, ugly and an all round general failure. Oh yeah, I'm such a catch.