Things make me uncomfortable.

I was thinking about things that make me uncomfortable.

The word "Lover": This makes me feel slightly "ick". I always feel a wee bit dirty saying it, and not in a good fun way. Its like Reilly and her "Panties"

Waiting for the dog to poo: Its bad enough that I have to watch/wait for goodness sake, but I get very paranoid that people are watching from thier windows watching me watching the dog poo. So I stand there nappy sack in hand waiting for her to finish, trying really hard not to make eye contact. Then she does make eye contact and its all very akward for all concerned. And you don't want to look too eager to be picking up poo.

Talking on the phone: I really don't like talking on the phone. I feel very inept. I tend to sit here going "Yeah....*silence*... Erm aye so....*silence*.... where was I? Oh aye, erm, yeah..."

Sex: Not sex itself, but thinking about sex. You know, do I look like I'm thinking about it? Do I look like a big sex pest on the bus? And thinking about sex is horrible, I mean do you ever think about the dynamics of it? Like if you had an instant replay cam and saw what you looked like as you were doing it, would you ever have sex again?

Childbirth and breastfeeding: Now I'm all for breastfeeding, very good for mum and baby and that but where do you look? I mean looking away makes you look like you are embarrassed right? Staring at the boob, makes you look like you're a big pervert. Staring at mums face might indicate you are embarrassed. So then you spend the next 20 minutes with your eyes flickering wildly around the room like some sort of crazed caged animal. Childbirth, where does it all fit?