Chepa dinner a go-go

I'm beginning to wish I didn't eat meat.

My mum (bless her) knows that I am skint. She also knows that whilst I will eat anything, husband will prefer his food to have come from an nanimal

So off mother trots to Asda, there she spots the reduced section. Ah how we love the reduced section in our house. Not as much as mum though. I tend to think I've picked up a bargain if its half price. Not mum...

"Here Son, much is this?"
"£1.35 madam"
"Gonnae reduce it a bit?"
"Errm okay"
"Gonnae reduce it a bit mair son?"
"Alright"
"Here, see whilst yer in daein they other bit, gonnae reduce this?"

The end result one very harassed Asda employee, and I get 5 legs of pork for £0.30 each. And a lamb roast, a duck, a packet of steak, 2 packs of chicken thighs, beef olives and sausages. All for £0.30p each.

Theres only so many times a week you can eat pork. I know I sound really ungrateful but I long for beans on toast