Sometimes, I wish I was single

or lived with another woman.

Another woman, would tidy up as she went along.
She would pick up her own stuff, and maybe a bit of mine
Another woman would take a go at cleaning the bathroom
She would not (hopefully) push me all over the bed at night, doing pig impressions.

Mostly though, another woman would not expect me to use my "days off" to clean the house. She would let me have it as a day off.

Oh and when I say "I'm too tired today, can you cook dinner?" Beans and toast would be fine. Its not waiting until 10:30 at night until I get really pissed off to actually say you are hungry, and then moan.

Rant finished