See people who go to the football, and want food. Say they order a pie. Just gonnae order a fucking pie, none of this "Can I have a half price wan?" "No" "Ah ya fuckin' hun. Bet you're a hun eh?"
Aye thats right. Thats why you're no getting a half price pie. Its not because they don't exist, its not because you're a complete nobend. Its because I', an ancient German.
Also. Celtic Park and thier "incentives" If you take over £550, they will give you a dunt in your wages. Your minimum wage wages. A dunt of £10. Whoopide-fucking-doo. I take over £580 clear on Saturday. My till balances. I get an extra £10.
So I make DOUBLE what the other tills do because I work fast. And upgrade. The upgrading sucks by the way. "Pie? Steak pie? Bovril with that? Its freezing out there, its Bovril weather". selling a steakpie instead of a scotch pie gets you an extra £0.20 and a bovril nets an extra £1.60. And for all that I get an extra £10. Can't really complain. No wait I can. And I will.
I think this will go on record as one of the most boring blog posts ever.
Oh and I also learned nursey words this week.
Prepuce - medical term for foreskin
Paraphimosis - where the foreskin gets stuck and the willie all swells up. Very sore. I saw it. Even I winced.
Oopherectomy - This is removal of the ovaries
peylonephritis - Really REALLY painful kidney infection
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"Oopherectomy" is officially Word Of The Week.
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