WIFE POINTS

Husband has decided I am on wife Points. He decided I was on Wife Points a while back, but I hadn't got around to posting about them. Let me tell you the rules of Wife points.

1. The first rule of Wife Points, is that you do not talk about Wife Points.
2. Wife Points are awarded on the basis of Wifely tasks, for example, bringing husband a cup of tea unexpectedly earns me Wife Points, but not every unexpected cuppa earns me points.
3. Similarly asking for Wife Points, or expecting them in reward for actions, earns a deduction of Wife Points.
4. Refusal to respond to Husbands request earns me a deduction of Wife Points.
5. Similarly responding to husbands request with a "Go fuck yourself Husband" earns a deduction of Wife Points.
6. Wife Points cannot be exchanged for material items e.g. 500 Wife Points swapped for dinner at Wagamamas. Apparently "Its not Boots hen"
7. Actions do not have a specific value eg cuppa tea 5 points, lap dancing 60 points. Husband decides the appropriateness of the points at the time
8. I don't know how many Wife Points I have. Asking how many I have earns me a deduction of already accrued Wife Points.
9. Any suggestion of Husband Points will be met with a swift and permanent deduction of Wife Points.


I'm pretty sure there are more rules but I will try and remember them.