I'm not pregant. I'm just really fat

My face is squinty. Well, I say squinty, its just that I am so tired my eyes are looking like slits, and one more than the other. So I look squinty.

Doctor says to me "You look tired"
"Well spotted. Thats because I am"

So tired, dizzy and breathless. I also have been feeling faint on occassion. So me and the doctor go though the whole "last period/three weeks ago/how was it?/normal/well lets just do a pregnancy test/ but it will be negative/well lets just do it anyway/oh look its negative. Right lets get some bloods then" circus

Testing for aneamia, diabetes, and hypothyroidism.

So they send me for blood tests and I look like some sort of smack victim. All black and blu because phlebotomist couldnt find a vein (thats my story and I'm sticking to it)

Blood results come back. I am disgustingly healthy apart from a slightly e;evated blood sugar. So back this morning for a fasting glucose test.

Probably come back normal, and they will pin it on my PCOS again. Tell me to take my insulin and lose more weight.

They also might be pulling me off the pill as my blood pressure is too high. 3 month presciption only this time with a warning with no further packs to be issued due to BP. Which is fine. I don't care. I hate the pill anyway. Actually thats a lie. I hate my body more.