FLUBBADUBWOOF!

OOOOH. CRAZY ALERT!! Was out walking the dog the other day, mid afternoon, to the park for her daily doggy stuff when a wee man comes stoating up. "Aw wee dug. She's lovely" says he. I reply "Aye she is". So we get into a conversation about the dog, how old is she? I don't know we found her. Oh she's well looked after you can see that. Aye she's a sweetheart really. etc etc for about 10 minutes or so, general sane dog related chit chat. Then he asks what her name is. So I tell him. "Och! Thats not her real name" "Well it was Darcy on her collar" "OCH no thats not her real name either. Do you mind...?" I was thinking he's going to pet her, so say no. Because I genuinely didn't mind. Then he puts his hands either side of the dogs head, shuts his eyes and starts going "Hmmm. Yes. Mmmm. Right" all the while screwing up his face and looking like he's trying to lay a brown trout. Then bellows, in the middle of the street at full titlt "HER REAL NAME IS.. FLUBBADUBWOOF! FLUBBADUBWOOF! FLUBBADUBWOOF!".

So after making a not too hasty escape - he may have followed, he was beginning to look that sort of batshit mental - we toddled off home, the dog with a stick that she found for I know not what purpose. We have not rechristened her Flubbadubwoof, mostly because although she answers to it, she also answers to whatever insult we throw at her too.

These are Not Safe For Work (NSFW) but funny nonetheless. Try and have a wee swatch in private. On a computer in the corner. Talk nice to McDonald. http://www.wintrest.com/how-background-people-ruin-your-photos/
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That was the class today for 4 hours whilst we discussed the GIT (Gastro Intestinal Tract - which apprently is not inside the body, the body is simply wrapped around it) and because the GIT deals with digestion and ultimately poo. There was a lot of giggling, red faces and writing notes about poo to people. Not from me though. But seriously who would have thought 110 adults would have found poo quite so funny.

In other news, I was (obviously) back at uni today. Feeling much better as I thnk I slept for about a day straight after symptoms of horrible virus wore off. In bonus news, I have lost 7lbs in 3 days through just being no well. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that. Even bonusier is that I'm eating less naturally - without trying - so am hoping that helps the slow but steady weight loss along.