Monday, 17 March 2008

Your money or your life. . .

so hatchet faced pirate Heather Mills got £24.3 Million (I called her a pirate cause she robs but not because she has a peg leg and am insulted you even inferred that).

All I can say is she must have been a pure ride because that's surely the most expensive shag Paul McCartney's ever had.

In other news, you never call, you never write, you never comment. I am officially in the huff.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

am mortally offended that you are in huff, particularly when I sent you a long and rambling e-mail only recently.
Glad to see that you are still ignoring the "make friends and influence people" mentality that has always been your trademark. We will continue to scan newspapers for reports of student nurse bludgeoned to death by neanderthol fellow students - watch your back!

Anonymous said...

ps I have voted!